Merrin Dungey:
Merrin Dungey
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Information:
Name: Merrin Dungey
Born: 1971-08-06
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Scream at the Sound of the Beep (2002), Malcolm in the Middle (2004), Babylon 5 (1996), Malcolm in the Middle (2001), Jesse (2000)
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Ryan Gosling:
Ryan Gosling
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Information:
Name: Ryan Gosling
Born: 1980-11-12
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Kung Fu (1996), The Adventures of Shirley Holmes (1996), The 79th Annual Academy Awards (2007), The Dallas Buyer's Club (2009), Biography (2007)
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
TreyAraltLY
How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
BaramBrentJy
How many ducks would there be,
if you saw two
ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two
ducks, and two
ducks behind two ducks?
Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a
row.
WulfsigeTremenSH
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with
Parmesan.
HowieSaulaj
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
?
Because he liked sole music !
GrigorKiannivr
Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: And these same
stairs, did the also go up?
HernAkihitoXn
Why did Arthur have a round
table ?
So
no one could corner him !
SkellyLambretki
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes,
but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot
water!
MelanieGriffithMontieUB
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC
with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist.
KleefWalterta
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are
small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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